Article Title: Mexican tamale chef kills friend and cooks him, police say
Article Source: New Zealand Herald

What the hell? I mean, have a fight, you throw a few punches...but just because you had an argument with a friend doesn't mean you eat them! Of couse, the potentialy most disturbing part is this: if the lout were but a little smarter, he could of gotten away with it. Nasty business all around.

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